Episodes

Saturday Jul 13, 2019
New Moon Ch. 12-13. Jacob's Promise
Saturday Jul 13, 2019
Saturday Jul 13, 2019
I hate you. I love you. I hate you. I love you. Jacob comes back for Bella? Bella forgives easily? Edward is coming back right? One vampire dies in these chapters. Another rises. The juices are starting to flow in these chapters. Should be a great ending.
Two dudes reading the series for the first time. The emotions are exhausting. And how perfect can a face be? Find out. Share with your friends, as well as, leave us a review. Pls 5 stars....
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Saturday Jul 06, 2019
New Moon Ch. 10-11. Vampire Vs Wolf
Saturday Jul 06, 2019
Saturday Jul 06, 2019
These chapters are getting out of hand. Stephanie Meyer is flexing those lengths of chapters. Shoving into our faces. What are we, like half way through the book now? Crazy right? Hope you enjoy these chapters. Don't forget your homework assignment. Tell one person about this podcast.
Two dudes reading the series for the first time. The emotions are exhausting. And how perfect can a face be? Find out. Share with your friends, as well as, leave us a review. Pls 5 stars....
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Saturday Jun 29, 2019
New Moon Ch. 8-9. Gore, Blood, and Vomit
Saturday Jun 29, 2019
Saturday Jun 29, 2019
Our longest episode yet. You're welcome.The real question is, who doesn't get sick in these chapters? Vomit everywhere. The most awkward date you could ever be on. These chapters are high school all over again. We get blood from not just the movie, but Bella has another accident. We get to see the epic abs of Jacob. What else could you ask for?
Two dudes reading the series for the first time. The emotions are exhausting. And how perfect can a face be? Find out. Share with your friends, as well as, leave us a review. Pls 5 stars....
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Jason's Twitter: Newb_Jason
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AND NOW PATREON!

Saturday Jun 22, 2019
New Moon Ch. 6-7. Bella Has A New Boyfriend
Saturday Jun 22, 2019
Saturday Jun 22, 2019
Oooooo la la. Love is in the air. Jacob fills a hole where Edward was. Bella starts to fall for the skyscraper of a man. Tune in for the flirting. Bella can't contain herself.
Two dudes reading the series for the first time. The emotions are exhausting. And how perfect can a face be? Find out. Share with your friends, as well as, leave us a review. Pls 5 stars....
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Jason's Twitter: Newb_Jason
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AND NOW PATREON!

Saturday Jun 15, 2019
New Moon Ch. 4-5. Jacob is Shredded!
Saturday Jun 15, 2019
Saturday Jun 15, 2019
I have a feeling we are about to get a lot of Jacob Black. The 6'5" beast of a dude. Veins popping all over the place. Edward might be done for. Join us as we get the Jacob character development. Excited to see where this goes.
Two dudes reading the series for the first time. The emotions are exhausting. And how perfect can a face be? Find out. Share with your friends, as well as, leave us a review. Pls 5 stars....
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Jason's Twitter: Newb_Jason
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Saturday Jun 08, 2019
New Moon Ch. 2-3. The Break Up *Sad Face*
Saturday Jun 08, 2019
Saturday Jun 08, 2019
You want to cry a little bit? Listen to this episode. What a rough break up. Edward lays it all out and Bella has no life now. What will she do? Is Edward gone forever? Probably not. But. The suspense is real. Hope you enjoy our positive outlook on this book. So far, better than the first.
Two dudes reading the series for the first time. The emotions are exhausting. And how perfect can a face be? Find out. Share with your friends, as well as, leave us a review. Pls 5 stars....
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Jason's Twitter: Newb_Jason
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Saturday Jun 01, 2019
New Moon Ch. Preface - 1. SCREW MYSELF!
Saturday Jun 01, 2019
Saturday Jun 01, 2019
We made it to Boooooooook 2! So excited to start our journey through New Moon. Come join us as well as tell your friends to join as well. That sentence had a lot of "as" and "well." Logo probably won't stay like this. I made something quick Ok? Don't judge.
Two dudes reading the series for the first time. The emotions are exhausting. And how perfect can a face be? Find out. Share with your friends, as well as, leave us a review. Pls 5 stars....
Facebook: facebook.com/TwilightNewbs
Jason's Twitter: Newb_Jason
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AND NOW PATREON!

Saturday May 25, 2019
Twilight Movie Review! Movie vs Book. Which is better?
Saturday May 25, 2019
Saturday May 25, 2019
We made it through the movie! It was difficult, but we managed. Which in our opinion reigns supreme. The movie. Or the book. Find out by listening to this podcast episode. Share with fellow Twilighters. Leave that 5 star review.
Two dudes reading the series for the first time. The emotions are exhausting. And how perfect can a face be? Find out. Share with your friends, as well as, leave us a review. Pls 5 stars....
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Jason's Twitter: Newb_Jason
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AND NOW PATREON!

Saturday May 18, 2019
Twilight Epilogue! Bonus Episode Soon!
Saturday May 18, 2019
Saturday May 18, 2019
We reach the actual final of Book one. Twilight. What a journey is has been. Next week we will be covering the movie. Super pumped. Is it better than the book? Find out what we think next week.
OH! Please send us questions through Twitter, Facebook etc. We are going to use those questions for a bonus episode. Only for iTunes Reviewers. They can be about Twilight, Us, or anything really. You can send multiple questions, doesn't mean we will answer them all. But it would be greatly appreciated. Thanks.
Two dudes reading the series for the first time. The emotions are exhausting. And how perfect can a face be? Find out. Share with your friends, as well as, leave us a review. Pls 5 stars....
Facebook: facebook.com/TwilightNewbs
Jason's Twitter: Newb_Jason
Instagram: Newb_Jason
AND NOW PATREON!

Saturday May 11, 2019
Twilight Ch. 23-24. The Finale (Kinda?)
Saturday May 11, 2019
Saturday May 11, 2019
*sigh*....... We reached the final two chapters of the book!! The climax. What happens to Bella? James? Edward?!?! CHUCK!?!?!? Find out some of that information in this episode. Hope you enjoy!
OH! Please send us questions through Twitter, Facebook etc. We are going to use those questions for an episode. They can be about Twilight, Us, or anything really. You can send multiple questions, doesn't mean we will answer them all. But it would be greatly appreciated. Thanks.
Two dudes reading the series for the first time. The emotions are exhausting. And how perfect can a face be? Find out. Share with your friends, as well as, leave us a review. Pls 5 stars....
Facebook: facebook.com/TwilightNewbs
Jason's Twitter: Newb_Jason
Instagram: Newb_Jason
AND NOW PATREON!